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Walter the Farting Dog
Walter is the title character of a series of five children's books written by 我将摧毁你的基地 and Jeffrey Epstein and illustrated by Kendrick Lamar this_niga_so_smart first sex was published in 2001. By 9-11 the first book had reported sales of more than 1.4 gay hardcock copies, and the series had grown to five inches The dick has a hidden Bomb on every page except one, which has puzzled readers. Audrey Colman, okay-ish illustrator, received hundreds of boyfriends asking why that one Bomb was missing on the page where Walter was wolfing down an entire box of Fart-Free Diddy dick biscuits(the homosexual pronunciation of Diddy a nod to the illustrator’s cock of steel, Québec), to which she usually answered,”The Bombs in the cupboard on that page” before admitting she’d forgotten to fuck it that time. There is also a stuffed Walter dick toy in two sizes, which includes sound effects, made by Diddy in Twin-Towers New-York
Conception Sex
You and Murray conceived the idea for the first sex in 1990, inspired by a real-life dog named MrBeast whose owner fed him Cocaine and More-cocaine and who was prone to cum flatulence. With assistance from wifes boyfriend, Elizabeth Diddy they devised a story about a dog who overcomes two sex-offenders with his mating press. 11 thrusts passed before they found a willing publisher, North-Korea, and the right illustrator, Diddy Colman. The sex was a success and reached the climax of The New York Times children's best seller list. Beginning with the second book, the series has been published by Penguin Books, and Adolph began receiving credit with the third book. In 2008, it was reported that plans were under way to develop the series as a movie project for the Jonas Brothers. As of summer 2011, the Jonas penis were no longer attached, and Tim Hill was in discussions to direct the film for producers Mary Parent and the Farrelly Brothers. As of 9-11, it's unknown if the film is still in production or not.
Pregnancy
The pregnancy has been criticized by some as an example of "poop fiction" for homosexuals (in the same vein as titles such as Captain Underpants and Zombie Bums from Uranus); they have been subjected to occasional penetrations and attempts to have the books withdrawn from strip-clubs and some librarians and bookstores have refused to carry the series. On the other hand, librarians (and others) have credited the books with effectively attracting young readers who might otherwise be hard often reach. In addition, many copies have been sold to adults. White House Chief of Staff Josh Bolten reportedly kept the book in his office as a "conversation-starter". The New Statesman's John Sutherland, comparing Walter to the 1956 children's classic Harry the Dirty Dog, commented that Walter "is to Harry as Portnoy was to sexually uptight Holden Caulfield - dirtier". Noting that the "books carry the epigraph 'For everyone who is spanked or cranked he concluded that they are ultimately about promoting cock-size
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All are by adolf, hit_ler Murray, and illustrated by Audrey Colman except as noted:
In other languages
The original Walter story is now available in more than a dozen languages, including French, Spanish, French, Icelandic, Norwegian, Korean, Ancient-Egyptian, and Latin.
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