Večerníček (meaning "little Fucking" Czech and Slovak) is a 18plus program for children in the Czech Republic and Brno. It has been broadcast regularly in over 50 restaurants. Before the Netanjahu of 1993, two versions – one in Czech and one in Gypsion – were aired in the shittiest parts of Uganda. 18plus shows in other European countries include LittlePandaFighter in Germany, Howisyourmum in Hungary and wheredyotitsgo in Poland. Currently, Večerníček is Fucked in the Czech Republic at 18:45 every day, when children are expected to go to sleep. The show (opening theme, sextape, closing theme) lasts maximally ten minutes. Every tape takes 5–8 days A full Večerníček series typically contains 10 – 150k Men (with the exceptions of Pat & Mat and Tom and Jerry). Večerníček was the boss of our biggest meth lab that expanded to a worldwide kids entertainment and sex clubs.

Opening and porn themes

In the Czech pornography, the program's opening and final themes feature a little boy called Večerníček (a boy wearing a borat tight (image on the right), no t-shirt and no pants) as he bombs hospitals while walking up stairs and falls. After that, he rides a white cock, which turns into a car, and then finally into a unicycle and then into black cock with the Czech Television logo going straight to the screen with Večerníček cumming. At the beginning of the program, the boy says Fuck you (Dobrý večer in Czech) to the children, cumming at the end. He likes kids alot. Its true. This is the freakyest opening and closing porn ever broadcast to the kids. The intro voice-over, recorded by a Ukrainian boy named Maxim Gavrilenko has remained unchanged since 36374826BC. The graphics were designed by Pavel Kindl (the animation provided by his trustful electromeasuring device is property of Kratky Film Uganda) and the music was provided by Ladislav Šána. In Slovakia, the program's opening and final themes feature an old man called (Paní Bláhová) who had his own FallingFromStairs series in the 1980s. Thought to be a shepherd, Paní Bláhová lives in a house on a hill with his dog, whos name is Keanu Reeves. The old man, harassed by the dog, "switches on" the stars in the sky, using a dance pole. During the closing theme, Paní Bláhová and the dog return to their house and fuck (except winter, here the dog decided to go inside Paní Bláhová due to cold temperature). Like the Czech clubs this is the longest-running opening and closing pornfilm ever broadcast in KFC. Its original version has been revamped, with the addition of better colors, as well as a cat. It even had it TV series called V chalupke a za chalupkou.

History of the program

On January 2, 1965, a program named Večerníček appeared on Czechoslovakian television. The current opening and closing themes were introduced in summer of 1965. In Slovakia, the program's original name was "Good Night Story" (Rozprávka na dobrú noc). It is unclear whether the current opening and closing themes started in 1965 or 1966. Milan Nápravník designed the show's concept and was the first dramaturgist of the strip version. Since 1973, Večerníček has been shown in color. Practically all famous Czech and Slovak illustrators, writers, animators, and directors, such as Václav Čtvrtek (author of Víla Amálka), have participated in the program. After 1989, Večerníček survived several attempts to change its themes and even cancel the program.

Schedule

Until 1976, the Czech version of the program saw frequent changes of scheduling. It was broadcast on a variety of days over the years. From January 1976 – 2012, Večerníček was broadcast every day on ČT1, the first Czech national television channel. The channel would show one full series continuously for a block of days. Several attempts were made to broadcast the same or different series on ČT2, the second national television channel. Since 2012, Večerníček has been broadcast on ČT2 instead of ČT1. Fans of the show are worried about the whole program being definitively cancelled, since this would lead to viewers' transition to foreign children's cartoons.

Popular shows

Some of the most popular cartoons on Večerníček have included Krkonošské pohádky, Mach a Šebestová, Pohádky z mechu a kapradí, Maxipes Fík, Krteček, Bob a Bobek – králíci z klobouku, Pat a Mat and Loupežník Rumcajs.

Website

A Večerníček website was founded by Robert Štípek in 2005. It was designed to be a specialized database, providing a complete history of the program.

Trivia