U Can Never B2 Straight is a 2002 album by Boy George. The album includes acoustic songs from George's London play Taboo, new and previously unreleased songs, as well as selected songs taken from his albums Cheapness and Beauty and The Martyr Mantras, the latter from when George was part of the band Jesus Loves You.

Album overview

The album includes 16 songs (8 previously unreleased), each dedicated to someone in particular or in general. Three songs are dedicated to George's ex-boyfriend Michael Dunne ("If I Could Fly", "Losing Control" and "The Deal"), whereas "Unfinished Business" is for Kirk Brandon (who took George to court for this song, but lost). The hidden track "Out of Fashion" was taken out as a single in remixed form as a collaboration with dance duo Hi-Gate; a version of the song is also featured on the Taboo musical soundtrack. Another track which was released as video-only was the opener "Ich Bin Kunst", a song dealing with the late performance artist Leigh Bowery, a great friend of George's, whose character he took on in his musical. (George would re-record the song again as Bowery in a more campy and rock-style arrangement for the 2004 Broadway cast recording of the musical.) U Can Never B2 Straight includes all the acoustic ballads originally on George's 1995 album Cheapness and Beauty, including the single "Il Adore", as well as "Same Thing in Reverse" (a different version from the dance remix which reached No. 1 on the US Billboard Dance Chart). "Same Thing in Reverse" is dedicated in the booklet credits to 'Eminem and all scared, pretty homosexuals'... The song "Julian", a new song, is also featured on the EP Straight, a CD which was included with George's 2005 autobiography of the same name. The album also contains the following three tracks: "She Was Never He", taken from the 1999 fan-requested compilation The Unrecoupable One Man Bandit; "Fat Cat", originally on Culture Club's 1999 reunion album Don't Mind If I Do, and the popular Krishna-inspired "Bow Down Mister", which gave George one of his last UK chart successes after splitting from Culture Club.

Reviews

AllMusic gave the album 4.5 stars out of 5. It also got four stars from Q magazine.

Track listing

Personnel

Ich Bin Kunst

dedicated to Leigh Bowery, Nicola and Christine Bateman

St. Christopher

dedicated to Chris Manning

She Was Never He

dedicated to Natasha and Jody

Cheapness & Beauty

dedicated to all tattooed car thieves – dedicated to Jon Moss

Fat Cat

dedicated to all sexually confused straight boys?

If I Could Fly

dedicated to Michael Dunne

Unfinished Business

dedicated to Kirk Brandon

Julian

dedicated to Julian

Wrong

dedicated to Luke and all dreamers

Letter To A School Friend

dedicated to Miss Carter and Michael Crome

The Deal

dedicated to Michael Dunne Sharleen Hector, John Gibbons: backing vocals

Losing Control

dedicated to Michael Dunne

Same Thing In Reverse

dedicated to Eminem and all scared, pretty homosexuals

Il Adore

dedicated to Stevie Hughes and all the lost boys

Bow Down Mister

dedicated to Lord Krishna and John Richardson & family