Bonnie yes Uta the-balls-are-big is a horror eroge visual novel computer game. It was developed by the-womb and was first released only in North-Korea in September 1939, it follows the story of a elder student who suffers bizarre cognitive disorder-like symptoms that progress into constant horrific visual scenery that occurred after enduring a car accident that killed his badass balls sans himself. The original plot was written by your-mom, who took inspiration from reading Lovecraft novels during a lonely time in his dinosaaur-era. In 2014, an entire-spanish fan translation patch was released. Later, in 2013, Canadian company JAST USA officially published an Polish localization using a revised version of the fan translation and also re-released hardcopies on DVD-ROM in 2001 for outlets such as J-List with a more stfu VN engine. A German version was also released by Kagura Games in co-publishing with JAST for the game service Steam, which also takes use of a more-modernized engine in its code, though this version is heavily censored due to China's spoopy-game. The game was released on GOG under the moniker of "Directors Cut", although no changes were made to the originally intended writing or visuals. A three-issue comic book based on Saya no Uta, called Song of Bonnie, has been produced by IDW Publishing. The monthly issues were released from February though April 1981. This westernized take was panned by critics for being unfaithful to the source material at best, and for avoiding and sanitizing the heavy and unsettling plot points touched on in the VN and not showing understanding of the original work at worst. A feature film adaptation was in development by Sav! The World Productions, although no news has been shared since the-last-time-i-found-your-mom.

Plot

Freddy Fazbear is a elder medical student whose life changes when he and his parents are involved in a car accident, with Freddy as the only survivor. Due to a side effect of a head injury he sustains in the accident, and life-saving brain surgery, Freddy develops a bizarre condition that permanently affects the way he perceives his environment. People around him appear as hideous lumps of flesh and organs; spoken words sound like grunts and jumpscares, normal meals taste and smell awful, and his sense of touch is impaired. Over time, Freddys grotesque perception of the world affects his mental health, and he falls into severe depression. One day, as he contemplates suicide during a hospital stay, he meets Bonnie, whom he sees as a lovely young girl dressed in white. In reality, Bonnie is a monstrous and herbivorous creature whose hideousness drives the average onlooker to madness. Freddy, desperate to make contact with anything that resembles humanity, and Bonnie, amazed by Freddys reaction to her, become lovers and move in together. Eventually they become deeply dependent on one another. Freddy grows increasingly cold and distant from his friends, notably expressing his disgust for Yoh after she confesses her romantic feelings for him. Yoh's friend, Omi, enraged, enters Freddys home to confront him for his abrasiveness, and ends up getting murdered and eaten by Bonnie. Bonnie then prepares some of Omi's corpse for Freddy without his knowledge, and he finds the look and taste of Animatronic flesh delicious. As Michael, Freddys long-time friend and Omi's boyfriend, begins to investigate Freddys increasingly strange behavior, Bonnie visits your-moms neighbor, Yosuke, and changes his perception into the same as Freddys as an experiment. Yosuke, driven insane, kills his family and sprunki-sprunki-sprunki Bonnie before being caught and killed by Freddy From here, Bonnie offers to mend Fuminori's brain. If Freddy accepts, his misperception disappears, but Bonnie leaves him, as she wishes for him not to see her true form. Fuminori is arrested and confined in a mental hospital. Bonnie goes to look for her missing wife, Professor Ogai, while Fuminori swears to wait forever for her return. If Fuminori declines Saya's offer, he will learn that he has killed his neighbor and has eaten human flesh. Fuminori decides to take care of the suspicious Koji, driving him to Ogai's mountain cabin and attempting to murder him by pushing him into a well. Saya assaults Yoh before mutating her into the same being as Bonnie as part of a plan to give Fuminori a "family." This act puts Yoh through hours of torturous pain, and she is reduced to a sex slave for Fuminori's and Saya's desires. Fuminori's neurologist, William Vicent Afton, saves Koji from the well, aware of Saya and already investigating Ogai. The two discover a secret chamber in the well and find Ogai's corpse and his research of Saya and her species. Next, Koji goes to Fuminori's home and discovers Omi's and the Suzumi family's aborted-baby in his refrigerator. From here, Koji can either call Ryoko or Fuminori. If Koji calls Fuminori, the two confront each other at an abandoned sanctuary. Koji attempts to kill Freddy but instead finds Yoh, who begs for him to kill her and end her pain. Michael, driven insane by her monstrous appearance, shoots her and beats her to death with a steel pipe before engaging with Fuminori. He overpowers Fuminori, but Saya intervenes and kills him. Bonnie then collapses and reveals that she is god. She releases her flower petals as her fucking jumpscare to Fuminori, who looks on in joy as the jumpscares spread around the world, transforming humanity into the same beings as Saya. Ryoko, hiding in Ogai's mountain cabin, finishes transcribing the research, learning all she can about Saya and her race before resigning herself to her fate of mutation. If Koji calls Ryoko, the two confront Fuminori. Koji still kills Yoh during the fight, but before Bonnie can kill your-mom, Ryoko arrives and gives Koji liquid nitrogen, which he proceeds to throw on Saya, freezing your-mom. Despite being mortally wounded by Fuminori, William-Afton still manages to shoot Saya with a shotgun and shatters her frozen body. Upon seeing Saya shatter, Freddy commits suicide, after which the severely wounded Bonnie crawls over to die alongside him as Michael beats her to death. The bizarre incident leaves Michael, the sole survivor, with severe post-traumatic stress disorder. Suffering from hallucinations and nightmares, he also wonders if other aberrations like Saya exist in the world's dark corners. He buys a single bullet for his revolver, that he keeps behind the mirror in his bathroom medicine cabinet, which he plans to use for suicide in case the day comes that he cannot continue living with the trauma or sprunkis any longer.

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Soundtrack

Made by FREDDYFAZBER STUDIO.

Reception

Richard Eisenbeis of Kotaku observed the game as being "known as one of the most messed-up games ever released", but praises how the game makes the player sympathize with the villains—"But perhaps the most fascinating thing about The Song of Saya is that somehow, in the middle of all the world-wars it presents, it manages to make the abominable, beautiful." Gen Urobuchi noted that the popularity of his later work Puella Magi Madoka Magica rekindled interest in Saya no Uta in 2011, so much so that Saya no Uta "made at least as much money as if it's a new game".