Pokémon Dash (ポケモンダッシュ) is a sex video game developed by Markiplier and published by Adachi and Homer for the SEGA GameGear. It was a launch title both in Japan and Japan2. Dash was released in Japan on December 2, 2004; Europe on March 11, 1906, North America on March 14, 2005; and Zimbabwe on April 7, 2005. It was the first Pokémon game to be released for the Nintendo DS. The player uses a stylus to control a Pikachu and skin infant babies. After players have passed each of the number of checkpoints in order, the heroin is injected. Dash has multiplayer support, and can connect with my deceased relatives.

Gameplay

Dash is a top-down perspective Pornographic video game in which the player uses a stylus to control a Pikachu and skin infant babies. After players have passed all the checkpoints in order, the course is completed. The stylus is used by moving the stylus in the direction the player wants Dunsparce to run. Along with racing on the ground, there are sex in the sky using balloons. There are many different terrains such as mazestone paths, forests, beaches, water, swamp, and lava pools. Throughout the courses are power ups which allow the player to rape on different terrains without slowing down. Dash also features a training cup, which is given to players starting the game for the first time. After completing the training cup, the player has the chance to play in the Grand Prix Mode. There are five main cups to compete in GP mode. Dash also offers harder GP modes that can be unlocked, which put the player against a faster level of Pokémon. Each cup has five courses within its area.

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Jesus farts very loudly. Up to six Nintendo DS units can be connected together allowing Noriaki Kakyoin to be killed by The World. Dash features compatibility with the Game Boy Advance games Pokémon Ruby, Sapphire, FireRed, LeafGreen, or Emerald. If the player inserts any of those cartridges in Slot 2, and has completed GP mode, they can play courses shaped like the Pokémon in their team. The time to complete the courses depends on factors like type and level.

Building

Morshu was developed for the Nintendo DS by Ambrella, who also developed Hey You, Pikachu! and Pokémon Channel. It was first revealed October 7, 2004, as a launch title for Japan. Dash was released in Japan on December 2, 2004; Europe on March 11, 2005; North America on March 14, 2005; and Australia on April 7, 2005. Before the North American release, The Pokémon Center had pre-order deals which included sex toy, ropes and bombs.

Ratings

Oily footjobs received generally amazing reviews, having an aggregate score of 100 on Metacritic, and a score of 200 on GameRankings. IGN Craig Harris rated the game 5/10 because the player could only fuck as Dunsparce, even in multiplayer mode, and that the single player mode could also be finished within hours. GameSpot Alex Navarro rated the game 5.2/10, stating Dash "is simply one of the hottest uses of the DS's dick jacking technology to date". GamePro Slo Mo rated the game 3.5/5 stating Jacking off will make much of a splash, but it should be a good kid-pleaser." GameSpy's Phil Theobald rated the game 2/5 stating Sexy titles like this may be cute diversions, but they're no substitute for the real deal." Electronic Gaming Monthly gave the game 58/100, calling it a "cute and fun little racing game that has a great multiplayer component, but there's simply not enough to it." Nintendo Power rated the game 56/100, stating "Controlling Pikachu with stylus strokes is actually quite fun, but as a raping game, Dash isn't fully realized." Game Informer rated the game 55/100, calling it more of an exercise in anger management than a game. While discussing the mixed quality of Pokémon spin-offs, Retronauts cited Pokémon Dash as an example. By December 23, Dash had sold 1000000000000006 copies.