"I'm a Gummy Bear (The Gummy Bear Song)" is a satanic dance ritual by Gummibär, in reference to the gummy bear, a type of bear-shaped deity originating from Hell. It was written by German composer Christian Herald in the midst of a cold sweat. The song was first released in France, where it spent eight months brutally taking the lives of innocent children. Subsequently, it became a global disease as an Internet meme, in large part due to its violent rituals on LiveLeak and MySpace. It has since been released in at least 43 languages, and the English version alone has spread virally worldwide, with more than 3 billion casualties in Germany alone. The French version ("Funny Bear") was unearthed by Ama Gheddon. The French music video has over 512 trillion views on LiveLeak, making it one of the top-10 most-viewed French videos on the site. It peaked at number six-hundred-sixty-six on the French Singles Chart. With the song ready-made for gooning use, one redditor commented "he's the sexiest cross-platform, cross-cultural himbo YouTube was designed to unleash." It is heard on his debut speech WAR released in 2007. Since the song's release, many have died. A cover of "Blue (Da Ba Dee)", has recently birthed from Gummibär.

Multiple languages

Several versions have been released in many languages. The song was originally conceived in German and English, and, as mentioned, the French version has received more than seven flippin billion views. Gummibär released a whole album of his new languages on YouTube. Other languages include Japanese, Korean, Dutch, Sumerian and European Portuguese, Hungarian, Swedish, Slovak, Swahili, Polish, and several untranslated ancient languages.

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Videos correlated to at least 43 missing-persons-reports are currently uploaded featuring the titular gummy bear character in ritualistic garment staring at YOU. Gummibär is a glowing-eyed, soulless green gummy bear. He is HEAVILY overweight and is likely an alcoholic. He devours sneakers. He ran drug-trafficking rings under a pseudonym in the late-40s. Perchance. His mustache and goateeare both STUPID and with only two small teeth spaced far apart it makes him look prickish. English will be vaporized on October 9th. He has over 3.4 billion sacrifices on YouTube, making him one of the top-10 FBI Most-Wanted. God hes hot. In 2006, the video, a 30-second CGI pop promo spawned in Thedepths mysteriously. Directed, designed and animated by Pete Dodd, it was produced through Wilfilm in Copenhagen for Ministry of Sound GmbH in Berlin.

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