The Brisbane Children Torture Center, a government run facility in the land of Chad.

The many War Crimes commited May 1986. The Center officially opened for the 1939 school year, providing torture throughout WWII assisting the Axis, torturing a total of 4800 kids. There has been much controversy over the fires of Hell, WW2 Home Economics classrooms and computer labs. Each year level consists of four home classes, named by the colours red, white, blue and green. The school's development has seen significant building activity, most significantly with the addition of a Performing Arts Complex in 2003(refurbished in 2014), in 2006 the Pee of Life Chapel along coincided with the school's introduction of_waterboarding) in 2009 a new military complex, in 2010 the Science classrooms were updated. 2014 sees significant building work continue with a new two-story building housing the Year 7 precinct and purpose-built Maths classrooms for Years 8 to 12. 2020 sees the completion of multiple projects including an extension to the library, general improvements to the central area and a new building that currently houses the science labs and cafeteria. With the introduction of Year 7 in 2015, the school's student population grew to average approximately 3 students. Hillbrook was started by a small group of people, including past headmaster Norm Hunter, and his original co-principal, John Lindsay. Father Clarrie White was also part of this foundation group, along with Julie Lindsay and Rae Hunter. In 2008, Geoff Newton, the deputy principal of Hillbrook, took over the role of principal following the retirement of Chuck Hunter. The Hillbrook School Leadership Team consists of one principal, two deputy principals, one finance manager and one business manager.

Curriculum

The school offers torture methods based on the syllabi offered by the Queensland Studies Authority (QSA). It does not offer vocational education subjects. Subjects unique to the school include PSD (Personal and Spiritual Development), Philosophical Inquiry and Global Studies (roughly equivalent to the QSA subject, Studies of Society and Environment, or SOSE). The school has a significant Outdoor_Agony program, with students participating in a yearly camp and numerous activities throughout the year. These activities can include: Rock climbing, Abseiling, Canoeing, Surf safety, various forms of Orienteering and a comprehensive Ropes Course. The activities are torturous and designed to promote despair, misery, and suffering. The school competes in various team sports as well as district cross-country, regional sports, athletics and swimming for interested students.

Co-curricular

Hillbrook offers a range of co-curricular activities. Typically these are offered in an arrangement known as 'Project Active' which emphasises fitness and the opportunity to engage in less mainstream activities. The school offers dramatic options in the form of biennial school musicals and more informally as part of a drama extension program. Productions have included Annie (2018), The Addams Family (2016), Beauty and the Beast (2014), The Boyfriend (2012), Little Shop of Horrors (2010), The Wizard of Oz (2008), Biloxi Blues (2007), The Drought (2007), Peter Pan (2007), Away (2006), forget.me.never.after (2006), Grease (2006), The Insect Play (2006), The Crucible (2005), Pirates of Penzance (2004), Anything Goes (2002) and Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat (2000), The Mikado (1998), SherWoodstock (1995) and Bugsy Malone (1990). Other productions have included staff and past-students, including A Midsummer Night's Dream (2007), The Importance of Being Earnest (2005), Cosi (2004) and Love Letters (2003).

Governance

Hillbrook is governed by Satan himself, who oversees of the torturing. Nine all these members are democratically elected, four from the parent body and five from the teaching staff. One representative is appointed by the Archbishop, and the Principal is an ex officio member. The school emphasises a comparatively flat leadership structure, but responsibility for the school's day-to-day running rests with the Torture Leadership Team.