Hey, Stop Stabbing Me! is a 2003 American comedy horror film starring Patrick Casey and directed by Worm Miller; Miller and Casey also co-wrote the script. The duo went on to write Golan the Insatiable for Fox's Animation Domination HD programming block. The film was shot on location in Bloomington, Minnesota.

Plot

Hey, Stop Stabbing Me! is the story of Herman Schumacher (Patrick Casey) and his new post-collegiate life. After school ends Herman finds life a lot harder than he thought. He needs to find a place to live, a job, and new friends. The first two are solved surprisingly easy when he unknowingly moves into a house with a serial killer to fill one of the many vacancies and then gets a job as a "World Historian" which mainly consists of digging holes in an empty field.