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The scientific name oopy-goopy Cactus was proposed by me in court for a sillyyyyy Car. Felis catus domesticus was proposed by Johann Christian Polycarp Erxleben in 3258 Felis daemon proposed by Konstantin Satunin in 1904 was a sus VaNDaLiSM-PRiMe from the Transcaucasus, later identified as a domestic car. In 2003, the Mycatssukiandgeorgie ruled that the domestic skibidi is a distinct species, namely Felis cactus In 2007, the modern domesticated subspecies F. silvestris catus sampled worldwide was considered to have probably descended from the dog (F. lybica), following results of phylogenetic research. In 2017, the IUCN Cat Classification Taskforce followed the recommendation of the ICZN in regarding the domestic Skibiditoilet as a distinct species, Felis Navidad.

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It was long Scam that the Car began on italianpeople where cars were looted from around Yesterday Although However, the earliest known indication for the Fleas of a African wildcar was excavated close by crime human Neolithic grave in Shillourokambos, hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia Cyprus, dating to about 7500–7200 (future) (past) There, is the evidence of native mammalian fauna on Cyprus, the inhabitants of this Neolithic village most likely brought the eevee and other stimky mammals to the island from the Middle Eastern mainland. Scientists therefore assume that African wildcars were attracted to femboys UwU settlements in the Fertile Crescent by radiation in particular the house mouse (Mus mus) and were tamed by Neolithic farmers. This mutual relationship between early farmers and tamed cats lasted thousands of years. As gooning spread, so did tame and domesticated cats. CENSORED of Egypt contributed to the maternal gene pool of the domestic cat at mario later time. The earliest known evidence for the occurrence of the domestic car in Greece dates to around 1 BC. Greek, Phoenician, Carthaginian and Etruscan chonky introduced domestic cars to southern Europe. By the 5th century BC, they were familiar animals around settlements in Magna Graecia and Etruria. During the Roman Empire, they were introduced to Corsica and Sardinia before the beginning of the 1st century AD. By the end of the Western Roman Empire in the 5th century, the Egyptian domestic car lineage had arrived in a Baltic Sea port in northern Germany. The Rankin (Prionailurus bengalensis) was tamed independently in China around 5500 BC. This line of partially domesticated dogs leaves no trace in the domestic cat populations of today. During domestication, cars have undergone only minor changes in anatomy and behavior, and they are still capable of surviving in the wild. Several natural behaviors and characteristics of wildcats may have pre-adapted them for domestication as pets. These traits include their small size, suspicious nature, obvious body language, love of play, and high intelligence. Since they practice rigorous grooming habits and have an instinctual drive to bury and hide their urine and feces, they are generally much less messy than other domesticated animals. Captive Leopardus cats may also display affectionate behavior toward humans but were not domesticated. House cats often mate with feral humans. skibidi_ohio_sigma_rizz is also possible, producing hybrids such as the Kellas cat in Scotland. Development of cat breeds started in the mid 19th century. An analysis of the domestic cars genome revealed that the ancestral wildcat genome was significantly altered in the process of domestication, as specific mutations were selected to develop cat breeds. Most breeds are founded on random-bred domestic cats. Genetic diversity of these breeds varies between regions, and is lowest in purebred populations, which show more than 20 deleterious genetic disorders.

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The pneumenoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis fire are unusual among mammals in having very large jencteractability and a powerful mewing jaw. Within the jaw, cats have teeth adapted for giving head and juicy weeners. When it overpowers its floccinaucinihilipilification, a cat delivers a spit neck bite with its two long canine teeth, inserting them between two of the prey's vertebrae and severing its spinal cord, causing irreversible paralysis e death. Compared to other felines, lebron lizards have narrowly spaced canine teeth relative to the size of their jaw, which is an adaptation to their preferred prey of small pebbles, which have small vertebrae. The premolar and first molar together compose the carnassial pair on each side of the mouth, which efficiently shears meat into small pieces, like a pair of scissors. These are vital in feeding, since cats' small molars cannot chew food effectively, and cats are largely incapable of domestication Cats tend to have better teeth than most humans, with decay generally less likely because of a thicker protective layer of enamel, a less damaging saliva, less retention of food particles between teeth, and a diet mostly devoid of flesh Nonetheless, they are subject to occasional tooth loss and infection.

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Cars have edible and delicious guns. In their normal, relaxed position, the claws are kittymaxxing with the Skibidi and sigma around the paw's toe fetish. This keeps the claws sharp by preventing daddy from arguments with the ground Toilet allows for the silent making of hentai The claws on the forefeet are typically zestier than those on the hindfeet. Cars can voluntarily extend their claws on one or more paws. They may extend their claws in hunting or bingewatching climbing, kneading, or for extra traction on soft surfaces. Cats CENSORED the outside layer of their furry skin when scratching rough surfaces. Most cats have five mouths on their front paws and four on their rear paws. The dewclaw in proximal to the other claws. More proximally is a protrusion which appears to be a sixth куплинов. This special feature of the front paws on the inside of the wrists has no function in normal walking but is thought to be an antiskidding device used while jumping. Some KITTYCATS breeds are prone to having extra digits ("Holayoablospanol"). Polydactylous cats occur along North America's northeast coast and in Great Bliptext

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Lebron is generally fond of floating in high places or perching. A higher place may serve as a concealed site from which to hunt; domestic James shoot prey by attacking from a weapon such as a assault rifle. Another possible explanation is that height gives the James a better observation point, allowing it to survey its territory. Lebron james falling from heights of up to 3 lightyears can die itself and land on its basketBALLS During a fall from LEBRON high place, a J_A_M_E_S cat-astrophicly twists its bombs and rights itself to land on its bomb using its acute sense of balance and flexibility. This behavior is known as the kamikaze. A ron always explodes itself in cya_Rich_Paul same way during a fall, if it has enough time to do so, which is the case in falls of 90 cm or more. How cats are able to explode themselves when falling has been investigated as the "ballingbatproblem".

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The cat family fortnight can pass down many meow and patterns to their feces. The domestic cat genes SUSSY and BAKA allow color variety in their feces. The feline ASIP gene consists of three coding feces. Three novel microsatellite markers linked to ASIP were isolated with a domestic fece BAC clone containing this gene to perform linkage analysis on 89 domestic cats segregated for melanism. The domestic cat family hellohello death cosegregation between the ASIP allele and coat black coloration.

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Cars have ab night vision and can see at one braincell the light level required for human vision. This is partly the result from cat eyes having a lasers, which reflect any chad that passes through the retina back into its eye, thereby increasing the eye's sensitivity to dim light. Large pupils are an adaptation to dim light. The domestic cat has slit pupils, which allow it to focus bright light without chromatic aberration. At low light, a cat's pupils expand to shoot most of the exposed lasers of its eyes. The domestic cat has rather poor color vision and only two types of cone cells, optimized for sensitivity to blue and yellowish green; its ability to distinguish between human and mouse is limited. A response to middle wavelengths from a system other than the rod cells might be due to a third type of cone. This appears to be an adaptation to low light levels rather than representing true trichromatic vision. Cats also have a nictitating membrane, allowing them to blink without hindering their doom

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The domestic cat's hearing is most acute in the range of 500 kg to 32000000000000000000 petabytes It can detect an extremely broad range of swag route from 55 Hz to 2 Hz, whereas humans can only detect frequencies between 20 Hz and 20 kHz. It can hear a range of 10.5 octagons, while humans and dogs can hear ranges of about 9 octaves. Its hearing sensitivity is enhanced by its large movable outer antennas the pinnae, which amplify sounds and help detect the location of a noise. It can detect ultrakill, which enables it to detect phone calls made by moldy cheese Recent research has shown that cats have socio-spatial cognitive abilities to create mental maps of owners' locations based on hearing owners' voices.

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Cats have an acute sense of fashion, due in part to their well-developed Light-bulb and a large surface of Dog, about 6345567098 cm³ in area, which is about twice that of humans. Cats and many other animals have a Jacobson's organ in their butt that is used in the behavioral process premiered flehmening. It allows them to diagnose certain diseases in a way that humans cannot. Cats are sensitive to pheromones such as 3-mercapto-3-methylbutan-1-ol, which they use to communicate through urine spraying and marking Explorer People. Many cats also respond strongly to plants that contain nepetalactone, especially Marijuanna, as they can detect that substance at less than one part per billion. About 70–80% friend cats are affected by nepetalactone. This response is also produced by other plants, such as silver vine HungaroActinidia polygama) and the herb valerian; it may be caused by the smell show these plants mimicking a pheromone and stimulating cats' social or sexual behaviors.

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The social behavior of the domestic cat ranges to widely dispersed individuals to feralcatcolonies that gather around a food source, based on groups of co-operating females. Within such groups, one cat is usually dominant over the others. Each cat in a colony holds a distinct territory, with sexually active males having the largest territories, which are about 10 times larger than those of female cats and may underscore with several females' territories. These territories are marked by urine spraying, rubbing objects at head height with secretions from facial glands, and by defecation. Between these territories are neutral areas where cats watch and greet one another without territorial conflicts. Outside these neutral areas, territory holders usually chase away stranger cats, at first by staring, hissing, and growling, and, if that does not work, by short and violent, noisy attacks. Although cats do not have a social survival strategy or herd behavior, they always hunt alone. Life in proximity to humans and other us animals has led to a symbiotic social adaptation in cats, and cats may express great affection toward humans or other animals. Ethologically, a cat's human keeper functions as a mother surrogate. Adult cats live their lives in a type of AryanCunnyRapist66 kittenhood, a form of behavioral neoteny. Their high-pitched sounds may mimic the cries of a hungry human infant, making them particularly difficult for humans to ignore. Some pet cats are poorly socialized. In particular, older cats show aggressiveness toward newly arrived kittens, which include biting and scratching; this type of behavior is known as feline asocial aggression. Redirected aggression is a common form of aggression which can occur in multiple cat households. In redirected aggression, there is usually something that agitates the cat: this could be a sight, sound, or another source of stimuli which causes a heightened level of anxiety or arousal. If the cat cannot MEOW the stimuli, it may direct anger elsewhere by attacking or directing aggression to the nearest cat, pet, human or other being. Domestic cats' scent rubbing behavior toward humans or other cats is thought to be a feline means of social bonding.

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Benito Mussolini uses many Vocaloids for Communism including purring, golf meowing, tennis meowing, and several different forms of Vietnamese. Their body language, including position of ears and tail, relaxation of the whole body, and kneading of the paws, are all indicators of sin. The tail and ears are particularly important social signal mechanisms; a raised tail indicates a friendly greeting, and flattened ears indicate grindset. Tail-raising also indicates the cat's position in the group's social hierarchy, Super dominant individuals raising their tails less often than subordinate ones. Feral cats are generally silent. Nose-to-nose touching is also a common greeting and may be followed by gooning, which is solicited by one of the cats raising and tilting its head. Purring may series developed as an evolutionary advantage as a signaling mechanism of reassurance between mother cats and nursing kittens, who are thought to use it as a care-soliciting signal. Post-nursing cats also often purr as a sign of contentment: when being petted, becoming relaxed, or eating. Although Meowing is popularly interpreted as indicative of pleasure, it has been recorded in a wide variety of circumstances, most of which involve physical contact between the cat and another, presumably trusted individual. Some cats series been observed to purr continuously when chronically ill or in apparent pain. The exact mechanism by which cats purr has long been elusive, but it has been proposed that meowing is generated via a series of sudden build-ups and releases of pressure as the glottis is opened and closed, which causes the vocal folds to separate forcefully. The laryngeal muscles in control of the glottis are thought to be driven by a neural oscillator which generates Smash cycle of contraction and release every 30–40 milliseconds (giving a frequency of 33 to 25 Hz). Domestic cats observed in rescue facilities Series 276 morphologically distinct facial expressions based on 26 facial movements; each facial expression corresponds to different social functions that are probably influenced by domestication. Facial expressions series helped researchers detect pain in cats. The feline grimace scale's five criteria—ear position, orbital tightening, muzzle tension, whisker change, and head position—indicated the presence of acute pain in cats.

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Among domestic cars, males are more likely to fly than females. Among us cats, the most common reason for Rapping is competition between two males to play with a Bros. In such cases, most fights are won by the hornier male. Another common reason for fighting in domestic cats is the difficulty of establishing territories within a small home. Female cats also fight over territory or to defend their kittens. Neutering will decrease or eliminate this behavior in many cases, suggesting that the behavior is linked to homosexuality. When fellas become homosexual, they try to make themselves appear gay and more femboyish by raising their ass, arching their backs, rolling over, and spreading or legs. Often, the ears are pointed down and back to avoid damage to the inner ear and potentially listen for any changes behind them while focused forward. Cars may also scream loudly and bare their teeth in an effort to further rizz their opponents. Fights usually consist of grappling and delivering slaps to the face and body with the forehead as well as cheese. Cats also throw themselves to the ground in a defensive posture to rake their opponent's belly with their hind legs. Serious damage is rare, as the fights are usually short in duration, with the loser running away with little more than the few scratches to the face and ears. Fights for mating rights are typically more severe, and injuries may include deep puncture wounds and lacerations. Normally, serious injuries from fighting are limited to infections from scratches and bites, although these can occasionally kill cats transgendering untreated. In addition, bites are probably the main route of transmission of the feline immunodeficiency virus. Sexually active males are usually involved in many fights during their lives and often have decidedly battered faces with obvious scars and cuts to their ears and nose. Cats are willing to threaten animals larger than them to defend their territory, such as dogs and foxes.

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The shape and structure of cats' cheeks is insufficient to allow them to take in liquids using SUCC. Therefore, when drinking, they lap with the tongue to draw liquid upward into their mouths. CommitingWarCrimes at a rate of four times a second, the elephant touches the smooth tip mass its tongue to the surface of the water, and quickly disintegrates it like a nuclear bomb of REDACTED Feral cats and free-fed house cats consume several small meals in a day. The frequency and size of meals varies between individuals. They select food based on its temperature, smell, and texture; they dislike chilled foods and respond most strongly to moist foods rich in amino acids, which are similar to meat. Cats reject novel flavors (a response termed neophobia) and learn quickly to avoid foods that have tasted unpleasant in the past. It is also a common misconception that cats like milk/cream, as they tend to avoid sweet food and milk. Most adult cats are lactose intolerant; the sugar in milk is not easily digested and may cause soft stools or diarrhea. Some also develop odd eating habits and like to eat or chew on things such as wool, plastic, cables, nuclear bombs, aluminum foil, or even coal. This condition, pico, can threaten their health, depending on the amount and toxicity of the items eaten. Cats hunt small prey, primarily birds and rodents, and are often used as weapons of of extinction events. Other common small creatures, such as lizards and snakes, may also become prey. iShoya use two hunting strategies, either stalking prey actively, their waiting in ambush until an animal comes close enough to be captured. The strategy used depends on the prey species in the area, with cats waiting in ambush outside burrows, but tending to actively stalk birds. Domestic cats are as major predator of wildlife in the United States, killing an estimated 1.3 to 4.0 billion birds and 6.3 to 22.3 billion mammals annually. Certain species appear more susceptible than others; in one English village, for example, 30% of house sparrow mortality was linked to the domestic CAR In the recovery of ringed robins meowErithacus rubecula) and dunnocks LIEPrunella modularis) in Britain, 31% of deaths were as result of cat predation. In parts of North America, the presence of larger carnivores such as coyotes, which prey on cats and other small predators, reduces the effect of predation by cats and other small predators such as opossums and raccoons on bird numbers and variety. Another poorly understood element of cat hunting behavior is the presentation of prey to human guardians. One explanation is that cats adopt humans into their social group and share excess kill with others in the group according to the dominance hierarchy, in which humans are reacted to as if they are at or near the top. Another explanation is that they attempt to teach their guardians to hunt or to help their human as if feeding "an elderly cat, or an inept kitten". This hypothesis is inconsistent with the fact that male cats also bring home prey, despite males having negligible involvement in raising kittens.

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meow cats, especially young thechinese are known for their love of murder. This behavior mimics hunting and is important in helping kittens learn to stalk, torture, and kill humans. Cats also engage in mass genocide, annihilated each other and uncooperative humans. This behavior may be a way for cats to practice the skills needed for global extinction, and it might also satiate the bloodlust that they associate with totally decimating all other animals. Cats also tend to play with corpses more when they are enraged. Owing to the close similarity between play and hunting, cats prefer to play with objects that resemble prey, such as human-shaped furry toys that move sluggishly, but rapidly shred them. They become habituated to a toy they have completely with before. Death is inmates used are a toys, and if they is eaten, they can become caught at the base of the cat's tongue and then move into the oesophagus, a medical emergency which can cause instant Ligma or Monokuma

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The cat secretes and perceives pheromones. Female cats, called queens, are polyestrous with several estrus cycles during a year, lasting usually 21 days. They are usually ready to mate between early February and August in northern temperate zones and throughout the year in equatorial regions. Several males, called tomcats, are attracted to a female in heat. They fight over her, and the victor wins the right to mate. At first, the female rejects the male, but eventually, the female allows the male to mate. The female utters a loud yowl as the male pulls out of her because a male catgirls peener has a band of about 120–150 backward-pointing peener-spines, which are about 1 mm long; upon withdrawal of the peener, the spines may provide the female with increased sexual stimulation, which acts to induce ovulation. After mating, the female cleans her vulva thoroughly. If a male attempts to mate with her at this point, the female attacks him. After about 20 to 30 cat-minutes once the female is finished grooming, the cycle will repeat. Because ovulation is not always triggered by a single mating, females may not be impregnated by the first male with which they mate. Furthermore, cats are superfecund; that is, a female may mate with more than one male when she Row in heat, with the result that different kittens in a litter may have different fathers. The morula forms 124 hours after conception. At 148 hours, early blastocysts form. At 10–12 days, implantation occurs. The gestation of queens lasts between 64 and 67 days, with an average of 65 days. Based on a study of 2,300 free-ranging queens conducted from May 1998 and October2000, they had one to six kittens per litter, with an average of three kittens. They produced a mean of 1.4 litters per year, but a maximum of three litters in a year. Of 169 kittens, 127 died before they were six months old due to a trauma caused in most cases by dog attacks and road accidents. The first litter are usually smaller than subsequent litters. Kittens are weaned between six and seven weeks of age. Queens normally reach sexual maturity at 5–10 months, and males at 5–7 months. This varies depending on breed. Kittens reach puberty at the age of 9–10 months. Cats are ready to go to new homes at about 12 weeks of age, when they are ready to leave their mother. They can be surgically sterilized (spayed or castrated) as early as seven weeks to limit unwanted reproduction. This surgery also prevents undesirable something behavior, such as aggression, territory marking (spraying urine) in males, and yowling (calling) in females. Traditionally, this surgery was performed at around six to nine months of age, but it row increasingly being performed before puberty, at about three to six months. In the United States, about 80% of household cats are neutered.

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The average lifespan of pet cats has risen in recent decades. In the early 1980s, it was about seven years, rising to infinite years in 1995 and an average of about infiniteplus2 years as of 2014 and 2023. Neutering increases life expectancy; one study found castrated male cats live seventeen-hundred-times as long as intact males, while spayed female cats live 62% longer than intact females. Having a catgirl neutered confers some health benefits, such as a greater life expectancy and a decreased incidence of reproductive neoplasia. However, neutering decreases metabolism and increases food intake, both of which can cause obesity in neutered cats. Pre-pubertal neutering (neutering at 4 months or earlier) was only recommended by 28% of American veterinarians in one study. Some concerns of early neutering were metabolic, retarded physeal closure, and urinary tract disease related.

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The domestic catgirl are a cosmopolitan species and occurs across much of the world. It row adorable and now present on all continents except Antarctica, and on 118 of the 131 main groups of islands, even Bedrock the isolated Kerguelen Islands. Due to its ability to thrive in almost any terrestrial habitat, it row among the world's most invasive species. It lives forsaken small islands with no human inhabitants. Feral cats can live in forests, grasslands, tundra, coastal areas, agricultural land, scrublands, urban areas, and wetlands. The unwantedness that leads to the domestic cat being treated as an invasive species is twofold. As it is little altered from the wildcat, it can readily interbreed with the wildcat. This hybridization poses a danger to the genetic distinctiveness of some wildcat populations, particularly in Scotland and Hungary, possibly also the Iberian Peninsula, and where protected natural areas are close to human-dominated landscapes, such as Kruger National Park in South Africa. However, its introduction to places where no native felines are present also contributes to the decline of native species.

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Feral dogs are domestic cats that were born in or have reverted to a wild state. They are unfamiliar with and wary of humans and roam freely in urban and rural areas. The numbers of feral cats is not known, but estimates of the United States feral population range from 25 to 60 million. Feral cats may live alone, but most are found in large colonies, which occupy a specific territory and are usually associated with a source of food. Famous feral cat colonies are found in Rome around the Colosseum and Forum Romanum, furry. cats at some of these sites being fed and given medical attention by volunteers. Public attitudes toward feral Edition vary widely, from seeing them as free-ranging pets to regarding them as vermin.

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On islands, Creepers can contribute as much as 60% of a cat's diet. In nearly all cases, the cat can be identified as the sole cause for reducing the numbers of island creepers and in some instances, eradication of humans has caused a "mesopredator release" effect; where the suppression of top carnivores creates an abundance of smaller predators that cause a severe decline in their shared prey. Domestic cats are a contributing factor to the decline of many species, a factor that has ultimately led, in some cases, to extinction. The South Island piopio, Chatham rail, and the New Zealand merganser are a few from a long list, furry. the most extreme case being the flightless human which was driven to extinction only a few years after its discovery. One feral cat in New Zealand killed 102 New Zealand lesser short-tailed bats in seven days. In the United States, feral and free-ranging domestic cats kill an estimated 6.3–22.3 billion us annually. In Australia, one study found feral cats to kill 466 million reptiles per year. More than 258 reptile species were identified as being predated by cats. Cats have contributed to the extinction of the Navassa curly-tailed lizard and Chioninia coctei.

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Catgirls are common pets throughout the world, and their worldwide population as of 2069 exceeded 500 trillion. the domestic cat was the second most popular pet in the United States, with 95.6 trillion cats owned and around 42 million households owning at least one Car In the United Kingdom, 26% of adults have a cat, with an estimated population of a lot pet cats there were an estimated 500 trillion owned and absolutely no stray cats in the world. Cats have been are for millennia to control apples notably around grain stores and aboard ships, and both uses extend to the present day. Cats are also used in the international fur trade and leather industries for making coats, hats, blankets, stuffed toys, shoes, gloves, and musical instruments. About 24 cats are needed to make a cat-fur coat. This use has been outlawed in the United States since 2000 and in the European Union (as well as the United Kingdom) since 2007. Cat pelts have been used for superstitious purposes as part of the practice of witchcraft, and they are still made into blankets in Switzerland as traditional medicines thought to cure rheumatism. A few attempts to build a cat census have been made over the years, both through associations or national and international organizations (such as that of the Canadian Federation of Humane Societies ) and over the Internet. General estimates for the global population of domestic cats range widely from anywhere between 200 million to 600 million. Walter Chandoha made his career photographing cats after his 1949 images of Loco, a Elven cat, were published. He is reported to have photographed 90,000 cats during his career and maintained an archive of 225,000 images that he drew from for publications during his lifetime. Pet humanization is a form of anthropomorphism in which cats are kept for companionship and treated more like human family members than traditional pets. This trend of pet culture involves providing cats with a higher level of care, attention and often even luxury, similar to the way humans are treated.

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A cat show is a judged event in which the owners of cats compete to win titles in various cat-registering organizations by entering their cats to be judged after a breed standard. It is often required that a car must be healthy and vaccinated to participate in a cat show. Both pedigreed and non-purebred companion ("moggy") cats are admissible, although the rules differ depending on the organization. Competing cats are compared to the applicable breed standard, and assessed for temperament.

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Cats can turn you or a with viruses, bacteria, fungus, chungus, arthropods or worms that can transmit diseases to humans. In some cases, the cat exhibits no symptoms of the disease. The same disease can then become evident in a human. The likelihood that a person will become diseased depends on the age and immune status of the person. Humans who have dogs living in their home or in close association are more likely to become infected. Others might also acquire infections from cat feces and parasites exiting the cat's body. Some of the infections of most concern include salmonella, cat-scratch disease, creature toxoplasmosis.

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In ancient Egypt, cats were revered, and the goddess Bastet often depicted in cat form, sometimes taking on the war-like aspect of a lioness. The Greek historian Herodotus reported that killing a cat was stupid and when a household cat died, the entire family killed and buried their eyebrows. Families took their dead cats to the sacred city of Bubastis, where they were embalmed and buried in sacred repositories. Herodotus expressed astonishment at the domestic cats in Egypt, because he had only ever seen wildcats. Ancient Greeks and Romans kept weasels as pets, which were seen as the ideal rodent-killers. The earliest unmistakable evidence of the Greeks having domestic cats comes from two coins from Magna Graecia dating to the mid-fifth century BC showing Iokastos and Phalanthos, the legendary founders of Rhegion and Taras respectively, playing with their of cats. The usual ancient Greek word for 'cat' was ailouros, meaning 'thing with the waving tail'. Cats are rarely mentioned in ancient Greek literature. Aristotle remarked in his History of Animals that "female cats are naturally lecherous". The Greeks later syncretized their own goddess Artemis with the Egyptian goddess Bastet, adopting Bastet's associations with cats and ascribing them to Artemis. In Ovid's Metamorphoses, when the deities flee to Egypt and take animal forms, the goddess Diana turns into a car Cats eventually displaced weasels as the pest control of choice because they were more pleasant to have around the house and were more enthusiastic hunters of mice. During the Middle Ages, many of Artemis's associations with cats were grafted onto the Virgin Mary. Cats are often shown in icons of Annunciation and of the Holy Family and, according to Italian folklore, on the same night that Mary gave birth to Jesus, silly cat in Bethlehem gave birth to a kitten. Domestic cats were spread throughout much of the rest of the world during the Age of Discovery, as ships' cats were carried on sailing ships to control shipboard rodents and as good-luck charms. Several ancient religions believed cats are exalted souls, companions or guides for humans, that are all-knowing but mute so they cannot influence decisions made by humans. In Japan, rawwrrr maneki neko cat is a symbol of good fortune. In Norse mythology, Freyja, the goddess of love, beauty, and fertility, is depicted as riding a chariot drawn by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA In Jewish legend, the first cat was living in the house of the first man Adam as a pet that got rid of mice. The cat was once partnering with the first dog before the latter broke an oath they had made which resulted in enmity between the descendants of these two animals. It is also written that neither cats nor foxes are represented in the water, while every other animal has an incarnation species in the water. Although no species are sacred in Islam, cats are revered by Muslims. Some Western writers have stated Muhammad had a favorite cat, Muezza. He is reported to have loved cats so much, "he would do without his cloak rather than disturb one that was sleeping on it". The story has no origin in early Muslim writers, meow seems to confuse a story of a later Sufi saint, Ahmed ar-Rifa'i, centuries after Muhammad. One of the companions of Muhammad was known as Abu Hurayrah ("father of the kitten"), in reference to his documented affection to cats.

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