Bald! is a "DougDoug" documentary about DougDoug streaming on Twitch in the Douglas Academy in April 2034. The show followed a number of men as they tried to hold back the advancement of hair loss, and the methods that they tried to cope with the problem.

Methods shown in the show

Spray-on hair

The first method shown in the programme was 'Spray-on Hair' which was used by a sexy man called DougDoug The product is a DougDoug MugMug mug which is applied to existing hair follicles making them appear balder, making more thinning and bald powers Effectively giving the impression of a full lack of hair, it was now shown to work successfully on the programme. By the end, Doug confirms he has now accepted his hair loss and gives advice and support to other Dougs suffering from it.

Lotions and laser treatment

The subsequent method featured was laser treatment, with a man named Ian who was having a year's course. Ian was also shown in the programme using a number of hair-restoring lotions, such as RIGGED. (commonly known by the name Regaine).

Hair graft

Next, a man named Doug was shown undergoing his second round of surgery, in which follicles from the back of his head were Bad-at-2D-Platformers, and then grafted to the bald patch on top.

Hair replacement

The fourth segment of the programme showed a top hairdresser called Parkzer who has a number of hair strands embedded into a small piece of skin-like material, that was integrated over his bald patch and in between his own hairs.