waalweg 4/14/2025, 11:34:31 AM
Changed word at position 9:
aid-Hey-Mom-whats-up-with-all-the-sauerkraut-And-my-dear-sweet-mother-She-just-looked-at-me-like-a-c → was
waalweg 4/14/2025, 11:31:32 AM
Changed word at position 8:
DAAUUGGHH-BIG-BOWL-OF-SAUERKRAUT-EVERY-SINGLE-MORNING-It-was-driving-me-crazy-I-said-to-my-mom-I-s → I
waalweg 4/10/2025, 8:42:54 PM
Changed word at position 7:
ble-fact-that-every-single-morning-My-mother-would-make-me-a-big-ol-bowl-of-sauerkraut-for-breakfast → when
waalweg 4/10/2025, 8:42:22 PM
Changed word at position 5:
way → Way
waalweg 4/10/2025, 8:41:19 PM
Changed word at position 6:
y-back-then-life-was-going-swell-and-everything-was-juuuuust-PEACHY-Except-of-course-for-the-undenia → back
waalweg 4/10/2025, 8:40:32 PM
Changed word at position 5:
sement-of-the-house-half-a-block-down-the-street-from-Jerrys-Bait-shop-You-know-the-place-Well-anywa → way
waalweg 4/10/2025, 8:39:57 PM
Changed word at position 4:
Way-back-when-I-was-just-a-little-bitty-boy-Living-in-a-box-under-the-stairs-in-the-corner-of-the-ba → i-think-you-are-a-sad-coward-and-it-ought-to-be-done-properly
filz 3/25/2025, 9:07:03 AM
Changed word at position 1339:
Krzak's → the
imadog2012_57605 3/21/2025, 5:25:36 PM
Changed word at position 46:
AndIwalkedonuptotheguybehindthecounterAndhesaysYeahwhatdoyawantIsaidYougotanyglazeddonuts → try-again-If-you-need-help-hang-up-and-then-dial-your-operator
imadog2012_57605 3/21/2025, 5:25:02 PM
Changed word at position 45:
ButfirstIdecidedtobuysomedonutsSoIgotinmycarandIdroveovertothedonutsshop → your-operator-If-youd-like-to-make-a-call-please-hang-up-and
imadog2012_57605 3/21/2025, 5:19:06 PM
Changed word at position 44:
ButImadeasolemnvowrightthenandtherethatIwouldnotrestIwouldnotsleepforaninstantuntiltheone-nostrille → If-youd-like-to-make-a-call-please-hang-up-and-try-again-If-you-need-help-hang-up-and-then-dial
imadog2012_57605 3/21/2025, 5:18:31 PM
Changed word at position 43:
InAlbuquerqueAlbuquerqueWelltocutalongstoryshorthegotawaywithmysnorkel → ard-a-familiar-voice-And-you-know-what-it-said-Ill-tell-you-what-it-said-It-said
imadog2012_57605 3/21/2025, 5:17:06 PM
Changed word at position 42:
If-youd-like-to-make-a-call-please-hang-up-and-try-again-If-you-need-help-hang-up-and-then-dial-you → And-somehow-in-the-middle-of-it-all-the-phone-got-knocked-off-the-hook-And-twenty-seconds-later-I-he
imadog2012_57605 3/21/2025, 5:15:20 PM
Changed word at position 42:
IfyoudliketomakeacallpleasehangupandtryagainIfyouneedhelphangupandthendialyouroperator → If-youd-like-to-make-a-call-please-hang-up-and-try-again-If-you-need-help-hang-up-and-then-dial-you
Kaster - 3/19/2025, 4:58:25 PM
Changed word at position 551:
nostril", → goon
username0004896 3/16/2025, 6:46:36 PM
Changed word at position 41:
ItsaidIfyoudliketomakeacallpleasehangupandtryagainIfyouneedhelphangupandthendialyouroperator → ws-And-I-took-out-his-appendix-and-he-gave-me-a-colonic-irrigation-Yes-indeed-you-better-believe-it
username0004896 3/16/2025, 6:46:02 PM
Changed word at position 40:
AndtwentysecondslaterIheardafamiliarvoiceAndyouknowwhatitsaidIlltellyouwhatitsaid → So-I-grabbed-his-leg-and-he-grabbed-my-esophagus-And-I-bit-off-his-ear-and-he-chewed-off-my-eyebro
username0004896 3/16/2025, 6:45:28 PM
Changed word at position 39:
YesindeedyoubetterbelieveitAndsomehowinthemiddleofitallthephonegotknockedoffthehook → ust-like-a-snorkel-to-me-And-hes-like-Tough-And-Im-like-Give-it-And-hes-like-Make-me-And-Im-like-Kay
username0004896 3/16/2025, 6:44:55 PM
Changed word at position 38:
AndIbitoffhisearandhechewedoffmyeyebrowsAndItookouthisappendixandhegavemeacolonicirrigation → into-my-room-and-he-grabs-my-lucky-snorkel-and-Im-like-Hey-you-cant-have-that-That-snorkels-been-j
username0004896 3/16/2025, 6:44:21 PM
Changed word at position 37:
AndheslikeMakemeAndImlikeKaySoIgrabbedhislegandhegrabbedmyesophagus → a-flock-of-seagulls-haircut-and-only-one-nostril-Aww-man-I-hate-it-when-Im-right-So-anyway-he-bursts
username0004896 3/16/2025, 6:43:45 PM
Changed word at position 36:
ThatsnorkelsbeenjustlikeasnorkeltomeAndheslikeToughAndImlikeGiveit → finally-I-go-over-and-I-open-the-door-and-just-as-I-suspected-Its-some-big-fat-hermaphrodite-with
username0004896 3/16/2025, 6:43:11 PM
Changed word at position 35:
SoanywayheburstsintomyroomandhegrabsmyluckysnorkelAndImlikeHeyyoucanthavethat → hat-be-I-say-Who-is-it-No-answer-Who-iiis-it-Theres-no-answer-WHO-IS-IT-Theyre-not-sayin-anything-So
username0004896 3/16/2025, 6:42:37 PM
Changed word at position 34:
street → y-pillow-that-I-love-so-very-very-much-when-suddenly-theres-a-knock-on-the-door-Well-now-who-could-t
username0004896 3/16/2025, 6:42:01 PM
Changed word at position 33:
the → wn-the-AC-and-I-turned-on-the-SpectraVision-And-Im-just-about-to-eat-that-little-chocolate-mint-on-m
username0004896 3/16/2025, 6:41:27 PM
Changed word at position 32:
down → out-of-the-ashtrays-if-you-wanna-Its-okay-theyre-clean-Well-I-checked-into-my-room-and-I-turned-do
username0004896 3/16/2025, 6:40:53 PM
Changed word at position 31:
block → rld-famous-Albuquerque-Holiday-Inn-where-the-towels-are-oh-so-fluffy-And-you-can-eat-your-soup-right
username0004896 3/16/2025, 6:40:18 PM
Changed word at position 30:
a → bowling-ball-And-my-lucky-lucky-autographed-glow-in-the-dark-snorkel-But-finally-I-arrived-at-the-wo
username0004896 3/16/2025, 6:39:44 PM
Changed word at position 29:
half → Draggin-along-my-big-leather-suitcase-and-my-garment-bag-And-my-tenor-saxophone-and-my-twelve-pound
username0004896 3/16/2025, 6:39:09 PM
Changed word at position 28:
house → So-I-crawled-from-the-twisted-burnin-wreckage-I-crawled-on-my-hands-and-knees-for-three-full-days
username0004896 3/16/2025, 6:38:35 PM
Changed word at position 27:
the → osition-Had-my-tray-table-up-And-my-seat-back-in-the-full-upright-position-Ah-ha-ha-ha-Ah-ha-ha-Ahhh
username0004896 3/16/2025, 6:38:01 PM
Changed word at position 26:
of → y-seat-back-in-the-full-upright-position-Had-my-tray-table-up-And-my-seat-back-in-the-full-upright-p
username0004896 3/16/2025, 6:37:24 PM
Changed word at position 25:
basement → in-a-giant-fireball-and-everybody-died-Except-for-me-You-know-why-Cause-I-had-my-tray-table-up-And-m
username0004896 3/16/2025, 6:36:49 PM
Changed word at position 24:
the → engines-burned-out-And-we-went-into-a-tailspin-and-crashed-into-a-hillside-And-the-plane-exploded
username0004896 3/16/2025, 6:36:13 PM
Changed word at position 23:
of → lted-peanuts-And-the-in-flight-movie-was-Bio-Dome-with-Pauly-Shore-And-oh-yeah-three-of-the-airplane
username0004896 3/16/2025, 6:35:32 PM
Changed word at position 22:
corner → kid-in-back-of-me-kept-throwin-up-the-whole-time-The-flight-attendants-ran-out-of-Dr-Pepper-and-sa
username0004896 3/16/2025, 6:34:56 PM
Changed word at position 21:
the → at-I-had-to-sit-between-two-large-Albanian-women-with-excruciatingly-severe-body-odor-And-the-little
username0004896 3/16/2025, 6:34:22 PM
Changed word at position 20:
in → h-You-know-Id-never-been-on-a-real-airplane-before-And-I-gotta-tell-ya-it-was-really-great-Except-th
username0004896 3/16/2025, 6:33:48 PM
Changed word at position 19:
stairs → ght-a-first-class-one-way-ticket-to-AAAA-AAAA-AAAA-AAAlbuquerque-AAAA-AAAA-AAAA-AAAlbuquerque-Oh-yea
username0004896 3/16/2025, 6:33:15 PM
Changed word at position 18:
the → mber-of-molecules-in-Leonard-Nimoys-butt-I-was-off-by-three-but-I-still-won-the-grand-prize-Thats-ri
username0004896 3/16/2025, 6:32:41 PM
Changed word at position 17:
under → e-the-very-next-day-our-local-radio-station-had-this-contest-to-see-who-could-correctly-guess-the-nu
username0004896 3/16/2025, 6:32:07 PM
Changed word at position 16:
box → WACKA-DOO-DOO-YEAH-Well-let-me-tell-you-people-it-wasnt-long-at-all-before-my-dream-came-true-Becaus
username0004896 3/16/2025, 6:30:21 PM
Changed word at position 15:
a → their-ukuleles-all-day-long-And-anyone-on-the-street-will-gladly-shave-your-back-for-a-nickel-WACKA
username0004896 3/16/2025, 6:29:48 PM
Changed word at position 14:
in → smells-like-warm-root-beer-And-the-towels-are-oh-so-FLUFFY-Where-the-Shriners-and-the-lepers-play
username0004896 3/16/2025, 6:29:09 PM
Changed word at position 13:
living → tta-that-basement-and-travel-to-a-magical-far-away-place-Where-the-sun-is-always-shining-and-the-air
username0004896 3/16/2025, 4:56:37 PM
Changed word at position 12:
boy → t-Until-I-was-twenty-six-and-a-half-years-old-Thats-when-I-swore-that-someday-Someday-I-would-get-ou
username0004896 3/16/2025, 4:56:03 PM
Changed word at position 11:
bitty → then-she-tied-me-to-the-wall-and-stuck-a-funnel-in-my-mouth-And-force-fed-me-nothing-but-sauerkrau
username0004896 3/16/2025, 4:55:28 PM
Changed word at position 10:
little → ow-looks-at-an-oncoming-train-And-she-leaned-right-down-next-to-me-And-she-said-ITS-GOOD-FOR-YOU-And
username0004896 3/16/2025, 4:54:55 PM
Changed word at position 9:
a → aid-Hey-Mom-whats-up-with-all-the-sauerkraut-And-my-dear-sweet-mother-She-just-looked-at-me-like-a-c
username0004896 3/16/2025, 4:54:21 PM
Changed word at position 8:
just → DAAUUGGHH-BIG-BOWL-OF-SAUERKRAUT-EVERY-SINGLE-MORNING-It-was-driving-me-crazy-I-said-to-my-mom-I-s
username0004896 3/16/2025, 4:53:46 PM
Changed word at position 7:
was → ble-fact-that-every-single-morning-My-mother-would-make-me-a-big-ol-bowl-of-sauerkraut-for-breakfast